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Sweet dreams ayenge

‘Sweet dreams dekhne ka asaan tareeka :- Sonay se pehle apni dono ankhon main 1 teaspoon sugar daal lein…. Sweet dreams ayenge :)’ For More Jokes Click Here

Zubaida Aapa K Totke

Sehri K Baad 15 Ghante Gheri Nend So Liya Jae Tou Bhook Or Piyas Nahi Lagti. Zubaida Aapa K Totke 😉

Zubaida apa k totkay

Zubaida apa k totkay Chahre ki rangat me nikhar, Aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan jesa naqis tareqa tark kren, Aur sasta aur nehayat moassar tariqa apnaen, Muhallay ki qarib tar cow se mulaqat karen, Aur unka umda aur taza khusbodar gobar le k chahre pe

ROoomal Hemsha Saaf Rehta ha

Agar Behti Hui Naak Ko Shuuurrrrr Kar Ke Oper Charha Liya Jaaye To, . . Roomal Hamesha Saaf Rehta Hay….. . ( Zubaida Aapa Ke Rasilay Totky ) ‘: )

Zubaida Aapa K Mulk Bachao Totkay

Zubaida Aapa K Mulk Bachao Totkay Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De T0 Khudkash Hamly Roky Jaa Sakhte HaiN.. ;-> Zubaida Aapa K “Mulk Bachao” Totkay.. ;->)

Zubaida apa ka totkey

Zubaida apa ka totkey Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to apni tabyat kharb kar lo or bayhoshi k alam main apny ghr walo k samny us ka he naam lyta raho. Zubaida apa ka totkey

Waja Se Naak Me Ungli Dena Bhool Jaye Ga

Agar Koi Bacha Har Waqt Naak Me Ungli Daale Rakhta Ha To Usey Bina Lastick Ki Chaddi Pehna Dein. Yun Wo Dono Haathon Se Apni Chaddi Sambhalne Ki Waja Se Naak Me Ungli Dena Bhool Jaye Ga!:-P;-)

Aik baar zubeeda apa punjabi

‘Aik baar zubeeda apa punjabi aur pathan jarahay they Key rastay mein achanak aik bhoot aya wo bhola ke agar tm log samandar me kuch aisa penko ke wo main dhoond na sakoo to main tum logo ko zinda chor dunga agar nahi to mardalo ga Panjabi

ZUBAIDA AAPA Ki Liyari Men Entry

ZUBAIDA AAPA Ki Liyari Men Entry ”ZUBAIDA AAPA Ki Liyari Men Entry Band. Waja? . . . . BALOCHO K Baal Seedhy Krne Ka Koi Totka Nahi Diya.?? \ (,”)/’ /) / Jao Rrhe Aapa”

Kuch loog jungle mai gumm ho gaye wahan

‘Kuch loog jungle mai gumm ho gaye wahan aik shair ne sab ko kha lya lakin end mai aik aurat rah gaye shair us aurat k paas gaya aur . . . . . us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga “Zubaida Aapa maray pait

Faisla app ka ha

Faisla app ka ha ‘”1 liter petrol aur 1 bottle beer ka same rate ho gaya hy Faisla app ka hai… “Jhoom lain… Ya “Ghoom lain!’

Zubaida apa ke jan lewa totkey

Zubaida apa ke jan lewa totkey Agar apke daant main Keera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen piyen. Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga…. (Zubaida apa k jan lewa totkey)’

ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya

ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya ‘Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai. jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us k khwab me ktrna kaif ayegi. 1 lrke na jhut samj k delt kr dia us k khwb ma ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya.’

Zubeda Aapas 1st law

Zubeda Aapas 1st law ”Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, Keeping the syllabus constant.” Zubeda Aapa’s 1st law of tension ’

Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey

Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey ‘Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me Ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi OR Subh ankh b nhi khulegi. Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey,.,.,.!’